Spanking Limericks

[Mike Schaeffer]

There was a young girl who complained
That her spanker was way too refrained
she never got spanked quite hard enough
his arm was weak and all that stuff
One day he heard what she said
and decided her butt would be red
he took her across his lap
and gave her a few hand taps
sent her to get the hairbush
then put a great fire on her tush
she wiggled and squirmed and cried
as her bottom was thoroughly fried
he spanked her as never before
her rear became tender and sore
she then knew his arm was not weak
so no more trash did she speak