Spanking Limericks
 

Limericks are those wonderful short little poems with a catchy rhythm and writing pattern. They are as unique in their sound as a Shakespearean sonnet. Today, I had the good fortune to have a spanking related one pop into my head and wanted to share it with all of you. Hopefully, other members will come up with their own to contribute. Here's mine for starters.

There once was a beautiful lass
Who had a nice well rounded ass
Then, I spanked her rear
And brought out a tear
Now, her words no longer have sass

Her bottom turned nice and red
She squirmed and she shook her head
She cried and moaned through the pain
applied to her bottom with my cane

:)

Hmmm didn't catch either of those in 8th grade English class.

Well paully, could it possibly be because you were too busy checkin' out "A**** & daydreamin about spanking them ? Sorry, couldn't resist. http://img84.echo.cx/img84/8427/tongue00154kq.gif

I they would have taught those in 8th grade English I may have stayed for 9th grade English instead of skipping to go..... have tea..... with my friends :p

LOL. Evil. Cute but evil. ;)

There was a young girl who complained
That her spanker was way too refrained
she never got spanked quite hard enough
his arm was weak and all that stuff
One day he heard what she said
and decided her butt would be red
he took her across his lap
and gave her a few hand taps
sent her to get the hairbush
then put a great fire on her tush
she wiggled and squirmed and cried
as her bottom was thoroughly fried
he spanked her as never before
her rear became tender and sore
she then knew his arm was not weak
so no more trash did she speak :o

hehe so is that all it takes to get me to stop talking trash??? well you all heard it here first hehe

Well keep talkin trash and we'll just have to find out someday ;)