Helpful Hints

[MichiganHeadmaster]

Originally Posted by Adelina

Hints from Hell, Louise!


** You cannot fold or bend a riding crop to hide it inside your baggage and smuggle it into a hotel. It will break.

Same goes for camera tripods, lighting stands, and sawhorses. Motels where you can drive up to the door are a good solution, but they often aren't as nice (Motel 6, anyone?).

On the other hand, Motel 6, even for its lack of amenities, typically offers a large open floor area if such is needed for play.

[nightowl]

I learned that Vanilla is not just a flavor, and that Topping doesn't mean whip cream and that the kitchen items at the store are useful for more than cooking food.

[spanked~amber]

For some reason, not answering a question by a top is as bad as giving a smart mouth answer.

Don't have gum or in your mouth during a spanking, it's tempting to blow bubbles and boy does that get you into more trouble.

[lil_babygirl]

Originally Posted by spanked~amber

For some reason, not answering a question by a top is as bad as giving a smart mouth answer.

Don't have gum or in your mouth during a spanking, it's tempting to blow bubbles and boy does that get you into more trouble.

Thanks for the tip on that one, amber.... I like to chew gum.

[sarah thorne]

Originally Posted by nightowl

....and that the kitchen items at the store are useful for more than cooking food.

There used to be a store in the city I live called The Wooden Spoon Gourmet shop! The store is meant for gourmet and specialty cooks, but OMG, I saw implements EVERYWHERE when I walked into that place!!! Including a 3 ft wooden spoon!

Here are a few items found for 'cooking'.









Vanilla, my ass!

sarah

[BlackVelvet007]

ROFL seems such a waste to use all that stuff in the kitchen. So uhhhh do they have a website for mail order???

[Adelina]

I must be the only spanko viewing those photos on a spanking website and fantasizing about the batter I could mix with those things.

[RG_]

Originally Posted by Adelina

I must be the only spanko viewing those photos on a spanking website and fantasizing about the batter I could mix with those things.

Actually, Adelina, knowing you, I'm not one bit surprised. It's entirely consistent.

[EricaScott]

Some more helpful hints, if your spanker just isn't cutting it and you want to ramp things up a bit:

1. Start chanting "Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man..."

2. Pick up the nearest reading material and start leafing through it.

3. When asked if you're feeling this, ask "Feeling what?"

4. Yawn loudly. Better yet, snore. -- Erica

[sarah thorne]

Originally Posted by Adelina

I must be the only spanko viewing those photos on a spanking website and fantasizing about the batter I could mix with those things.

That's because you're such a concrete person.

Literally.

sarah