Helpful Hints

[Adelina]

I must be the only spanko viewing those photos on a spanking website and fantasizing about the batter I could mix with those things.

[RG_]

Originally Posted by Adelina

I must be the only spanko viewing those photos on a spanking website and fantasizing about the batter I could mix with those things.

Actually, Adelina, knowing you, I'm not one bit surprised. It's entirely consistent.

[EricaScott]

Some more helpful hints, if your spanker just isn't cutting it and you want to ramp things up a bit:

1. Start chanting "Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man..."

2. Pick up the nearest reading material and start leafing through it.

3. When asked if you're feeling this, ask "Feeling what?"

4. Yawn loudly. Better yet, snore. -- Erica

[lil_dixiedarling]

Originally Posted by EricaScott

Some more helpful hints, if your spanker just isn't cutting it and you want to ramp things up a bit:

1. Start chanting "Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man..."

2. Pick up the nearest reading material and start leafing through it.

3. When asked if you're feeling this, ask "Feeling what?"

4. Yawn loudly. Better yet, snore. -- Erica

and what do we do when not even those helpful hints work? I would LOVE to know...

Sherie

[sarah thorne]

Originally Posted by Adelina

I must be the only spanko viewing those photos on a spanking website and fantasizing about the batter I could mix with those things.

That's because you're such a concrete person.

Literally.

sarah

[EmmyDoll]

I thought I might wonder back to the topic of this thread. Hahah. Even though the wooden spoons were very nice.

But a helpful hint. Do let the spankee wear flip flops, high heels, or any heeless shoes. As a matter of fact. Shoes should NOT be worn at all. Unless they are laced and securely facened. I've heard tales of lamps destroyed, minor concusions, and some very mean tops who think that shoes are wonderful spanking implements and take very good use of the nearby flip flops.

And sadly enough. Soap in the mouth is very good for dental hygene. Lol.

[RG_]

Originally Posted by EmmyDoll

Do[n't] let the spankee wear flip flops, high heels, or any heeless shoes. As a matter of fact. Shoes should NOT be worn at all.

For what it's worth, I have, in fact, been hit in the head by a shoe before, flying off of a kicked-up-leg.

[EmmyDoll]

Originally Posted by RG_

For what it's worth, I have, in fact, been hit in the head by a shoe before, flying off of a kicked-up-leg.

My point hath been proven. ^_^

[kaylex]

Throwing implements can be VERY effective or can seriously backfire! Depending on who it is.

Also after spending time in the company of spanko's when going into vanilla world you have o double filter what you say.