Switches: How readily can you switch?

[BlissWizard]

All one needs to play switch quickly games is a deck of cards and a paddle. (Oh and me I need a female partner to play with since my wife doesn't like these games. I used to play it with a girlfriend before) I am the originator of the game I call Spank Poker. Did you ever hear the Ad Bet with your head not over it, well in spank poker you bet with your ass. Partners both start out fully clothed. (I really like lowering pants and underware or having mine pulled down for a spanking) Anti up 2 or 3 Whacks, Deal the cards and bet whacks the winner gives and the looser gets. Settle up time is right after each hand and after it's settled the spankee picks up their pants and the game starts again with a new hand. Oh if you want you can fold and loose on purpose too. Let me know if you know a female that want to play with me. I have a lot of other interesting and creative ideas, I'm not bald and fat, I'm funny, cool and smart. <---that's the commercial - I've got such an itch