A true spanko clue

[jackie seven]

I don't know if this is a true story or not since it was told to me second hand. But according to a friend of mine, he was in the barber shop one time and this gorgeous, 30ish woman came in and asked if they had an old razor strap that she could buy. She explained that they were remodeling their house, decorating one of the bathrooms in an old-fashioned style and needed a razor strap to hang as a prop.

One of the barbers went into the back of the shop and returned with an old, worn strap that had been discarded and gave it to the woman for no charge. She thanked him, then turned and sashayed out of the shop, carrying the strap, with her shapely backside swaying to and fro beneath a pair of tight jeans. With every eye in the barber shop trained on those denim clad cheeks, the barber remarked, something to the effect of, "A prop? Yeah, right! Her husband is going to be using it on that butt as soon as he gets home" Everyone chuckled then they went right back to business as usual.