A true spanko clue

I know this sounds made up but I swear it is true. I was shopping in the antique mall a few years back....and yeah, besides vintage books and furniture...I do look for sturdy wooden hairbrushes.

I was browsing a stack of old 78 records when this cute young gal, about mid-twenties asks one of the clerks if they have any razor straps!!!!!! My knees got weak, head began to swim....eyes lost focus. My spanko "active sonar" is engaged.

Unfortunately.....they had no razor straps and I was with my (ex) vanilla girlfriend so alas, opportunity lost.

Heck for all I know she had a straight razor that she wanted to sharpen but......maybe not.

rangerboy