Helpful Hints

[Adelina]

Hints from Hell, Louise!

Have you ever accidentally learned something new in the process of going about your spanko business that never would have crossed your mind otherwise? Let's take some time to share these helpful bits with others.

** You cannot fold or bend a riding crop to hide it inside your baggage and smuggle it into a hotel. It will break.

** Spankers should not wear satin pajamas. Satin is slippery; spankees are wiggly. Spankee could slide onto floor and bonk its head.

** Be sure all removed eyewear is placed high enough that it will not be eaten by spanker's dog.