Roxy's Speeding Ticket

[raavyn]

well, in order to get out of trouble, you need long gorgeous hair, a fab body, and little-tiny-almost-there short shorts (called Daisy Dukes, lol)

no man can resist

[Arianna]

As I drove home from work last night (after a very hard and busy day), I noticed that someone had been pulled over, I assumed for speeding. The first thought that came to mind was the officer. I pictured this man with the same character voice BV used, the mirrored sunglasses, adjusting his britches while walking to the car and found myself laughing out loud on an off for the remainder of my drive home. I just hope if I ever get pulled over again, that I don't refer to the officer as Trooper Sorebutt....or more importantly, laugh at him while placing him in character mode in my mind! Thanks for the laugh BV...I needed it!

[qttink22]

First things first...Earmuffs Tops!!!

Earmuffs tightly in place? Alrighty then, it's safe...

I thought that was going to be ME by the side of the road yesterday! I was driving home...not realizing how fast I was going...and all of a sudden saw a motorcycle cop sitting there WAITING for people to come speeding by. Dang speed traps! I was sure he was going to pull me over cuz he had that radar gun pointed right at me! But he either decided he had bigger fish to fry, or...maybe I turned into my apartment complex without him seeing me before he got turned around and on my tail. Either way...PHHEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! I escaped THAT one by the skin of my teeth!

[raavyn]

Ohhh, tink .. you crazy little person .. you never never NEVER admit it, sheesh.

But since the earmuffs are all firmly on, my last speeding ticket was for going 99 in a 45 .. and i ALMOST didn't get caught, he was just pulling out of a side road. But, i guess on the upside, it was Officer Disney, lol.

[qttink22]

It's ok to admit it to my fellow brats, Raavyn! And I made sure the earmuffs were all "firmly in place" (lol...where have I heard that phrase before?) so no worries! And in all my close calls, I've never gotten a speeding ticket! (or a traffic citation of any kind) So as they say...Hakuna Matata!!!

[BlackVelvet007]

Next time try blindfolds instead of earmuffs.

NOW get on over to the bench of Judge Oakwood hyeah in traffic court

[raavyn]

ummm, ya, we'll get right on that.

*slides across the hood of the car Bo Duke style, unlocks the car so tink can get in too and FLOORS IT* (he's in traffic court waiting on us, so we should be safe, right? )