What Has Been Used on YOU?!

Originally Posted by Wood Paddles

Ok, let me get caught up here. The first thing I notice is some blatantly obvious similarities between the lists of implements and their effects as listed by Miss Amber and Miss Katie. It is obvious to me, as I'm sure it is to everyone else, that someone peeked on their neighbors paper. Now using a very complex mathematical equation that I won't bore any of you with, I have concluded that Miss Katie must have barrowed some items from Ambers paper. Last time I checked that was most definitely a paddling offence.

Now to address this bickering back and forth between the two of you (Katie & Amber). I think RG's suggestion about a trip to the wood shed is a splendid idea. I am also quite certain that Gary is correct about fighting being a paddling offence. Since I am the paddle EXPERT here and it appears as if Katie, Amber, and myself have committed to being at the Dallas All State Spanking Party in March, I will be happy address the issue then. Gary sharpen that pencil and get that equation figured out.

Okay, first of all Amber committed, not me. I am hoping to be there but not sure if I can be... and of course I copied Amber's paper and made my own modifications... I have enough work, LOL.

I have the eq figured out. The duration X length of spanking is divided by velocity = distance and in this case, that is 1, and I believe that is the distance Amber is from you... now snap to it!

[spanked~amber]

Originally Posted by katie_spades

Okay, first of all Amber committed, not me. I am hoping to be there but not sure if I can be... and of course I copied Amber's paper and made my own modifications... I have enough work, LOL...

Yes, I'm sure that "staying out of trouble" for you Katie, is a FULL time job.

Originally Posted by spanked~amber

Yes, I'm sure that "staying out of trouble" for you Katie, is a FULL time job.

And yes, Amber, staying out of trouble is an uber full-time job for me, LOL!

[spanked~amber]

Lol, I admit, I understand how much work that requires for some people Katie + Me = "double trouble"
See, I can at least add the simple and obvious.

Originally Posted by spanked~amber

Lol, I admit, I understand how much work that requires for some people Katie + Me = "double trouble"
See, I can at least add the simple and obvious.

Well stated chickie!!!

Love ya!

[Wood Paddles]

Originally Posted by spanked~amber

Lol, I admit, I understand how much work that requires for some people Katie + Me = "double trouble"
See, I can at least add the simple and obvious.

"Double Trouble" = Double Spankings , Don't ya just love math!

[RG_]

Originally Posted by Wood Paddles

"Double Trouble" = Double Spankings , Don't ya just love math!

Being into the scientific/engineering fields myself, I am rather fond of exponents. I would put another '2' in the exponents position, raising the degree of deservedness of spanking to a factor of 4.

Yeah! I like the "New Math."

[Wood Paddles]

Originally Posted by katie_spades

Okay, first of all Amber committed, not me. I am hoping to be there but not sure if I can be... and of course I copied Amber's paper and made my own modifications... I have enough work, LOL.

I have the eq figured out. The duration X length of spanking is divided by velocity = distance and in this case, that is 1, and I believe that is the distance Amber is from you... now snap to it!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have confession. Katie, dear, I will give you the honor of choosing which of my paddles will be used to address this issue. I know that will be a very difficult task for you since everyone knows how much you absolutely adore wooden paddles . The torture of having to wait till March to make that decision, will be simply unbearable, I'm sure. Speaking of March, I'm sure you can find time in your busy schedule to make the trip to Texas so that you can take your medicine like a big girl. Now SNAP TO IT young lady.

[garyspk]

Katie, I love a girl who excels in math!

Originally Posted by garyspk

Katie, I love a girl who excels in math!

Methinks Gary is WAY cool! Neaner neaner neaner Amber!!!