The "Scawry" Hairbrush

[Gary D.]

Originally Posted by Wood Paddles

Veronica I am in total agreement with you here........so come on everyone....lets "GIVE IT UP" fo Amber's "perfect round little bum"......and the fact that she is prone to having it's color adjusted on a regular basis.

Well said WP........here's to Amber's perfect little bum.
You're rught though, hairbrush making is a tedious project.....but I still have some brush shaped paddles myself, and one in particular I "know" that will not break. We'll have to discuss this fire-proof coating next time I see you.

Gary D.

[Mike Schaeffer]

I'll toast to Amber's perfect little bottom

Sorry girls, it seems your plan for brush burning is a futile attempt. I'm pretty sure with all of the very skilled (and, like me, slightly skilled) tops who can cut and carve and all the lush, beautiful forest areas left in our country we won't be out of wooden implements for long no matter how much arson you commit. The design for a basic paddle is a relatively simple layout and if they break halfway through..... well we'd just send you out to cut your own switch anyways.... Besides, if you think you were getting spanked hard for just being naughty wait till you have to be punished for lighting a building on fire...

[BlackVelvet007]

Originally Posted by Mike Schaeffer

I'll toast to Amber's perfect little bottom

I'm sure every guy here wants to toast Amber's beautiful bottom. In more ways than one. But yes, I'll raise a glass in celebration as well.

(consulting my "1001 Hairbrush Jokes" book for more ways of explaining that the brushes will NOT be set on fire anytime soon, but there WILL be some burning next time certain folks are within arm's reach)

[lil_dixiedarling]

Originally Posted by Gary D.

We'll have to discuss this fire-proof coating next time I see you.

Gary D.

Hmmm Tops discussing methods...that can't be good. Here is to bringing lots and lots of peanut butter to the next meeting so we can keep all these Tops quiet and unable to speak.....

[Mike Schaeffer]

Originally Posted by lil_dixiedarling

Hmmm Tops discussing methods...that can't be good. Here is to bringing lots and lots of peanut butter to the next meeting so we can keep all these Tops quiet and unable to speak.....

I suppose I'm OK with that..... after all if we couldn't have conversation to keep us occupied we'd have nothing to do at the gathering but test out some of those nice fire resistant hairbrushes on some naughty butts...

[lil_dixiedarling]

ohhhh you just had to go and mention testing out the hairbrushes fire resistance didn't you Mike.....

[Mike Schaeffer]

Originally Posted by lil_dixiedarling

ohhhh you just had to go and mention testing out the hairbrushes fire resistance didn't you Mike.....

Well just because we have a formula for coating doesn't mean we know the way they work. OK, so we test them by setting them on fire, but we still have to test them by using them to set a fire

How does te coating effect our grip? Does it change our swing? what does it do to the ballance? Does it sting a little more or less? Should we change the number of swats or go less rapidly? These are all important questions we must have answered, and extensive OTK on some much deserving rears is in order. After all we wouldn't want you bottoms to complain we have weak arms just because the coating pads your bum a little.

[paully62]

OK girls you want to burn down these stores and yet....you go to spanking parties????

[emily]

Go back to your corner Uncle Phil!!

Originally Posted by paully62

OK girls you want to burn down these stores and yet....you go to spanking parties????