Ft. Worth Pastor

Right here in our own backyard....no what do ya know?

Being the product of Irish Catholic upbringing, I can say that Holy Mother Church has quite a reputation for corporal punishment. Certain sects and orders practice mortification of the flesh as atonement for original sin. (Not a common practice anymore but they are still around) and of course who among us "wafer eaters" can forget the nuns and the rulers.

You show me a Catholic kid who never got his knuckles rapped and I'll show you an Episcopalian.

With all the school girls who show up at BU parties I've been of half a mind to dress up like a priest and deal with all the naughty ones.....I'm not sure how many extra decades I'd get in purgatory but hey.....I'm willing to risk it.

Hope to see a bunch of you next Saturday night.

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[LondonTanner]

Could someone keep an eye on the situations vacant ads in the Dallas / Ft Worth area I am looking for a job as a priest. I have been scouring google looking as well, thats why I haven't been on line for a bit.
Monsignor~Ian

[lil_dixiedarling]

Originally Posted by LondonTanner

Could someone keep an eye on the situations vacant ads in the Dallas / Ft Worth area I am looking for a job as a priest. I have been scouring google looking as well, thats why I haven't been on line for a bit.
Monsignor~Ian

There we go...with a St. Andrews Cross up front....enough space between the pews and with a padded back to each so all the girls who have gone astray can line up bend over and the Monsignor just walks up and down taking care of business...hehe

[paully62]

You know Ian, to picture you a man doing the Lord's work is no stretch at all.

[kaylex]

No offense guys but I don't really see you as men of the cloth......

Men of the Cane
Men of the strap
Men of the paddle....

But not men of the cloth...

[aurora]

Oh cripes... Someone's getting a big head. We've graduated from "Sir" to "Monsignor"?

[emily]

next thing u know He'll be wanting us to call Him The Pope Himself

[lil_dixiedarling]

Originally Posted by emily

next thing u know He'll be wanting us to call Him The Pope Himself

that might be a good thing..then we can excamunicate him and take over!!!!