Silly Survey

Sometimes these are kinda fun. Enjoy

1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? - anytime :-)

2. On which side of the bed do you sleep? - usually the right

3. Pork, beef, or chicken? - chicken

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? - Back in my misspent youth....

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? - left

6. Candles or incense? - both

7. Do you dance when no one is watching? - sometimes

8. Did you play doctor when you were little? - sure

9. Stove top cooking or microwave? - stove top or oven for the most part

10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? – car but I keep them both pretty spic ‘n span

11. Shower or bath? - shower

12. Do you pee in the shower? – WTF????

13. Mexican or Chinese food? - love them both

14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? - aggressive

15. Do you own sex toys? – Nah…..just the one that nature gave me. LOL

16. Corn dogs or hot dogs? - both every once in a while

17. Your favorite restaurant? - tough choice...I like the original Mexican Inn in Fort Worth

18. What did you have for lunch today? - haven't had lunch yet

19. When did you last fall down? - not sure

20. Have you ever wished someone were dead? – of course not

21. Love or money? - love

22. Credit cards or cash? - cards are just more convenient...especially if you do online shopping...but I never spend more money than I have

23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t? - Never

24. Oreos or vanilla wafers? – oreos……got milk?

25. How do you like your steak cooked? - medium

26. How do you like your eggs cooked? - scrambled

27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? - nope

28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel? - hotel...but camping can be fun at times

29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? - never had a root canal but I've had surgery so I don't know which to choose

30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? - how much money? millions of dollars, yes...for a small amount like a hundred, no

31. Would you rather have lice or an STD? – neither if you please..although lice can be pretty easily cured.

32. What’s your favorite hard candy? - don't eat enough of it to have a fav

33. Ever been to a strip club? - yes

34. Ever been to a bar? - many times

35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? - no

36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? - no

37. Kissed someone of the same sex? – Only my infant nephew

38. Had sex in the car? - yes

39. Had sex at the beach? - yes

40. Had sex in a movie theater? - no

41. Had sex in a bathroom? – Hah…yeah there was this Laundromat restroom in Norfolk, Virginia…this was in the early 70’s and a chick named Mary who I was dating….oh that’s a story for another time.

42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store? – a few times. They really don’t do it for me.

43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? – Well lots of them are pretty but I’m happily married.

44. Have you been caught having sex? - Nah

45. Have you ever kissed a stranger? – Sure I was in the Navy….strange girls were always kissing me…or I was kissing them.

46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you? - No

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A bit long, but I did it on the side while in the chat room (obviously, not too many were interested in chatting directly with me ;-) ).
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1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Great anytime (ok, I’m a guy), but best in the morning.

2. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Right

3. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef, well done.

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Twice, when I should have pulled over. Regrettably, for all involved, neither time did I have sufficient opportunity to inform the driver. ;-)

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
Left

6. Candles or incense?
Incense

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
Rarely, but I do, but also for the purpose of practicing waltz steps and movements (or occasionally another dance)

8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
I don’t recall that I did.

9. Stove top cooking or microwave?
Both! There are advantages and disadvantages to each. Use both for their advantages and get the best of all gustatory worlds.

10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
Car!

11. Shower or bath?
Shower! In bath I feel like I’m just recycling whatever I wash off back on again.

12. Do you pee in the shower?
I agree with RB – WTF??!!!

13. Mexican or Chinese food?
Chinese

14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Responsive to my aggressiveness, but otherwise active, i.e. someone compatible!

15. Do you own sex toys?
If one considers assorted implements of chastisement, cuffs, and ropes as sex toys…then yes. ;-) However, I only associate CP/spanking with sex on a very limited basis, i.e. when I’m having sex with sarah (which is the only time that I would be employing the cuffs and ropes, in any case, too). Outside of that, it does not have a sexual connotation for me.

16. Corn dogs or hot dogs?
Hmmm…hot dogs, except for the state fair, when it must be corn dogs.

17. Your favorite restaurant?
Chain restaurant? Cracker Barrel! Cooking done the way it was when I was growing up.

18. What did you have for lunch today?
Open face roast beef sandwich with gravy, mashed potatoes, and a salad.

19. When did you last fall down?
A week ago, Saturday, I think, when I was cleaning up some things from our wedding preparations and tripped over a scabbard that was extending from the couch. No harm.

20. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
That I knew personally? No. Someone like Osama bin Laden? A convicted criminal on death row for a crime (or who should be in one of the wussie states that don’t have the death penalty), yes.

21. Love or money?
Love! It seems might good right now!

22. Credit cards or cash?
Of those choices, definitely cash. But debit is better than both! Has to be the best banking invention in the last 30 years.

23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?
A couple of the married-in’s…yes.

24. Oreos or vanilla wafers?
Oreos. They have chocolate. Of course, with all of the transfats and partially hydrogenated oils, they are a killer.

25. How do you like your steak cooked?
Medium well or well.

26. How do you like your eggs cooked?
Over medium.

27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
Knocked them back into an embankment, so they didn’t go all the way down, but neither was it much of a fight.

28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
Camping any day! Rather primitive, at that. No natural lights after sundown, cooking natural food over a fire…mmmmm! I do it a few times a year.

29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
A root canal IS minor surgery, isn’t it?

30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
If it was enough money, of course. Hair grows back, in any case, thought it would take a few years for the hair on the head to recover its current length.

31. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
Lice. They are much more quickly cured.

32. What’s your favorite hard candy?
Hmmm…probably peppermints.

33. Ever been to a strip club?
Nope, and zero interest in going.

34. Ever been to a bar?
Countless times.

35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Never.

36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
That I have, back in my college days. I recall being carried in (to my dorm or frat house), but that means I must have been carried out of somewhere, too. ;-)

37. Kissed someone of the same sex?
On the cheek in affection? Sure! My son, cousins, etc. On the lips as in…on the lips?
Never. And will never happen. Revolting thought.

38. Had sex in the car?
Yes

39. Had sex at the beach?
No, but I must cure that.

40. Had sex in a movie theater?
No. It means I would miss the movie! (If I want a place to go to just have sex, I can find lots cheaper venues. ;-) ).

41. Had sex in a bathroom?
Since showers are in the bathroom – yes!

42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
A handful of times. They hold little interest for me.

43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, as a matter of fact, there is. Her name is [sarah], and she’s my wife!

44. Have you been caught having sex?
Mmmm…I don’t think so. If I did, I didn’t know it, and they didn’t say anything.

45. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Not that I recall, alcohol induced memory gaps of my youth excepted. ;-)

46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you?
If you count photos from spanking parties – yes. Otherwise, no. Certainly no nude or sex related photos.

1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
anytime after a shower.

2. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Right

3. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef, rare to extra rare

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
yes.

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
don't know

6. Candles or incense?
candles

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
yes. and sing too.

8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
yes.

9. Stove top cooking or microwave?
stove top, oven and grill.

10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
house

11. Shower or bath?
Shower

12. Do you pee in the shower?
not since i was a small child

13. Mexican or Chinese food?
both but Mexican might have an edge

14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive

15. Do you own sex toys?
yes.

16. Corn dogs or hot dogs?
ICK!

17. Your favorite restaurant?
Mercado Juarez or Bone Daddy's

18. What did you have for lunch today?
Breakfast

19. When did you last fall down?
I don't know. I'm such a clutz.

20. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
Yes.

21. Love or money?
Love.

22. Credit cards or cash?
credit card.

23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?
n/a

24. Oreos or vanilla wafers?
Oreos.


25. How do you like your steak cooked?
rare rare rare. Wipe it's nasty ass, slap off it's horns and throw it on a plate.

26. How do you like your eggs cooked?
Over easy or scrambled softly.

27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
yes.

28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
hotel

29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
minor surgery.

30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
$$$$

31. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
Lice.

32. What’s your favorite hard candy?
Werthers

33. Ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

34. Ever been to a bar?
DDuh.

35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yes.

36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Yes.

37. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

38. Had sex in the car?
Yes

39. Had sex at the beach?
Yes. And sand is a futher mucker.

40. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes.

41. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
Yes.

43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
what friends list? No.

44. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes.

45. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Yes.

46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you?
Yes.