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Spanking Limericks
Limericks are those wonderful short little poems with a catchy rhythm and writing pattern. They are as unique in their sound as a Shakespearean sonnet. Today, I had the good fortune to have a spanking related one pop into my head and wanted to share it with all of you. Hopefully, other members will come up with their own to contribute. Here's mine for starters.
There once was a beautiful lass Who had a nice well rounded ass Then, I spanked her rear And brought out a tear Now, her words no longer have sass
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Batman Spanking The Bare Bottoms Of Female Brats As A Service To All Good Citizens |
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Her bottom turned nice and red
She squirmed and she shook her head She cried and moaned through the pain applied to her bottom with my cane |
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Hmmm didn't catch either of those in 8th grade English class.
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Well paully, could it possibly be because you were too busy checkin' out "A**** & daydreamin about spanking them ? Sorry, couldn't resist.
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I they would have taught those in 8th grade English I may have stayed for 9th grade English instead of skipping to go..... have tea..... with my friends
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There once was a Top.
Whose arm was a flop. Tried to spank sound. But instead hit the ground. Talk about cream of the crop!
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LOL. Evil. Cute but evil.
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There was a young girl who complained
That her spanker was way too refrained she never got spanked quite hard enough his arm was weak and all that stuff One day he heard what she said and decided her butt would be red he took her across his lap and gave her a few hand taps sent her to get the hairbush then put a great fire on her tush she wiggled and squirmed and cried as her bottom was thoroughly fried he spanked her as never before her rear became tender and sore she then knew his arm was not weak so no more trash did she speak |
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hehe so is that all it takes to get me to stop talking trash??? well you all heard it here first hehe |
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Well keep talkin trash and we'll just have to find out someday
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