To spank or be spanked by.

[Redskinluver]

Celebrities to spank: Shakira at top of the list. With a bottom like that, has to be there. Be so much fun to scorch the seat of those skintight pants she wears with a paddle.
Serena Williams- a paddling for her behavior at the US Open
Cindy Crawford- still looking good in a bikini at 43.Love to have her over my knee with her wearing a bikini.

Real life: several neighborhood women who lay out in tiny bikinis in their yards and almost cause traffic accidents.