Life Here at ShadowLane

[BlackVelvet007]

LIFE HERE AT SHADOWLANE (with apologies to The Eagles)

He was a hard-handed man with a really hard paddle
and she was known for being bratty
She cussed him out, tied his laces together
She was HARSH and oh so chatty
She had a lovely reputation as a steel-bottomed SAM
She said "Call yourself a spanker?"
I said "Better BELIEVE I am !"
Just imagine my expression when she turned around and said
"HARDER HARDER!! I want my bottom red !!"

Life Here at Shadowlane
Sure to make you lose your mind
Life Here at Shadowlane
Oh yeah

Are you with me so far? Well of course you are...

You're eager for action and hot for the game
A unique attraction between pleasure and pain
We use all the right paddles, we use all the right straps
We use nice wood and leather, and some hairbrushes perhaps
Some take lines from a cane stroke, lines from a belt
Some get spanked by Dallas, Hardest thing they ever felt
At the suite parties, we're spanking all night
If your bottom can't take it, you just....safeword your way on out if it....

Life Here at Shadowlane
Sure to make you lose your mind
Life Here at Shadowlane
Oh yeah

Life Here at Shadowlane
Really red Sore behinds
Life Here at Shadowlane
Oh yeah

(Guitar Solo)

Throbbing and burning, scorched from the heat
I just prayed she had strength left
for one more scene with me
I said "So young lady, are you ready to behave?"
She just smiled and said quite proudly
"I aint learned a GODDAMNED thing!!"
I said "Naughty Naughty! Are you asking for my worst?"
She said "Sir I'll be a good girl.....but you gotta SPANK me first"
So I led her to a corner, with much gratitude and thanks
She didn't care, she was just DYING to get spanked and that's just...

Life Here at Shadowlane
Sure to make you lose your mind
Life Here at Shadowlane
Oh yeah

Life Here at Shadowlane
Really red Sore Behinds
Life Here at Shadowlane
Oh yeah

Life Here at Shadowlane
Life Here at Shadowlane

[teefortexas]

This is hilarious, BV! I love it!

Terry

[aurora]

You mean people got spanked at Shadowlane???? Why, that's just completely shocking! I'm stunned... Almost speechless.

[spanked~amber]

I always like a spanking ditty.Good job BV. Aurora I thought for sure that was you I saw laying out all those straps on that table ...

[gropie]

Hold on... did BV just cuss?

[Jean-Paul]

BV,
That was great......Good Job,
This took some thought....

Aurora....You know what happens to
bad girls that lie...lol...

And ..ooohh....noooo....Gropie's not a Brat
(that was sarcasm,by the way)

Jean-Paul

[BlackVelvet007]

Originally Posted by gropie

Hold on... did BV just cuss?

Nope.I said "So young lady, are you ready to behave?" and SHE said quite proudly "I ain't learned a _________ thing." ;

[paully62]

very nice bv I dont think my henley or mr frey would mind a bit.