Find out what you need the google way....

[Mike Schaeffer]

"Mike Needs A Date!!"
Mike is in need of a date.

"If you are an attractive, intelligent, FEMALE, more or less Mike's age (23) there are many good reasons why you should consider Mike for your next romantic interlude:"

Apparently out of all the things in life I could be in need of, and all the people in the world, my name has to come up as someone so lonely their personal add is the #1 hit for google!!! OK, this Mike is not me, but you can go in and find the top 10 reasons to date mike. And if it helps, this guy also happens to have an alt.com profile listed in those top 10 reasons . I'm also not more or less 23..... I'm more (like 30) but I'm not opposed to younger women... or older women for that matter

[imapuckhead04]

Oh this is GOOOD!!!!

My Given name is Tony and swear the very first one says...

tony needs his booboo's kissed .....
You little devil,everyone,she needs a spanking!!!! giving us a scare like that!!!We have to arrange a tony spanking for you girl...ohhhh,glad your back. ...
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And as my alter ego Puck:
Women's puck needs coverage - Opinion
A story about Boston Univ womens hockey team.
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Neat idea - thanks Sherie!

[jerseysweet]

I won't share my given name here but this is what mine said - and I kid you not...

Mine came up with a blog post saying "Ok so I went to google and typed in ***** needs and it came up with ***** needs a family who can provide her with a great deal of structure"

There was another one - "***** needs your help :-)"

Now I typed in Kate, my alias, and here is what I got:

"Do a Google search for "Kate needs" (insert your name instead) and give the top results. Like Molly, I chose some of my favorites instead of the top ones. ..." (again lol)

and "Kate needs a shave" how lovely...I did just shave my legs too!

Kate

[Batman]

Okay. I tried this and the first option was one of the questions I answered on Yahoo answers about what someone needed for his computer. I guess I don't need anything right now. Hmm...

[kaylex]

Good Job Sherie,

Ok Given name with held:
***** needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage. (Gary any comments?)
***** needs to prepare and think about a hundred different things.

Kaylex needs a moment of your time.

[teefortexas]

Okay...I am crying here.

Mine came up with three different things:

Terry needs money.
Terry needs a religious advisor.
Terry needs Hot Stuff.

My interpretation???

Terry needs to kiss Puck's booboo's, LOL!

[emily]

i just knew ours woulda said needs a drink

Originally Posted by teefortexas

Okay...I am crying here.

Mine came up with three different things:

Terry needs money.
Terry needs a religious advisor.
Terry needs Hot Stuff.

My interpretation???

Terry needs to kiss Puck's booboo's, LOL!

[garyspk]

Originally Posted by kaylex

Good Job Sherie,

Ok Given name with held:
***** needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage. (Gary any comments?)
***** needs to prepare and think about a hundred different things.

Kaylex needs a moment of your time.

Well Kaylex, since I'm about to have birthday #50 and since I've never been married and am very much heterosexual, you can probably figure out my thoughts on "committed marriage." Ha ha.

[Achilles]

I can't even share mine. It's just....disturbing. Ack

[texas_jack]

mine said: 1) Jack needs to learn how to prepublish content (I have no idea what that means.
2) Jack needs a girlfriend (anybody? hmmmm?)
3) Jack needs to fix himself (I didn't even know i was broken.