Implement under the bed....

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I went away to a friends for the weekend, and came home on a Sunday afternoon. I keep my toys in a basket which has a little stick to go through two holes to keep it closed. My mom did her infamous "Clean Sweep" and cleaned every room in the house, including mine, which means she goes through everyone's stuff.

I opened my toy basket, which was moved and the stick was on the floor, and there on top was a dildo...um...right. I was more than embarassed. I didn't down one and had never seen this one before...I closed the basket and acted normal. A few days later...it was gone! However! My mom said "What about the basket under your bed? Where did that come from?" and I said "You really don't want to know" and she wouldn't stop asking the whole right home.

Once my brother and his fiance were ahem, in his room, and I was the only one home. I happily informed him that his bed squeaks and makes a lot of noise over the living room and could he please refrain from extracurriculars when people are home. He just as happily informed me that spanking myself made a lot of noise and that (we'll call him Bob), Bob spanking me last week made a lot of noise too.

Needless to say I've had my fair share of run ins as well, living with my whole family.

Glad the move is going well, I hate moving as well, very tedious and annoying!

Kate