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A Brat's Diary of Visits to Wal-Mart
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers I'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they can help me, I began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked my nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knew where the antidepressants were. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible" theme. 12. December 6: In the Auto Department, practiced my "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loudspeaker, I assumed the fetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" And last, but not least . 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" SOMEONE'S GETTING A SPANKING FOR THIS!!!!!! ![]() |
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LOL that is too funny BV! Hmmmm brings back memmories...ha ha well at least the Madonna one does. Me and my friends have done that one before...the rest I won't comment on. Thanks for posting this I needed to laugh!
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Old theme perfectly re-worked, BV. You've found just the right application and context for it.
I can even see a comedy vid in it, worked to fit into our world and with the proper ending.
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LOL sort of a spanker's version of "Employee of the Month".
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NOW DAMMIT BV I had to mop up that tomato juice. Ok, I dont really work at Wal Mart. If must be comforting for our little friends here that all they have to do is carry a aquirt gun to get theri spankings.
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OMG... these are soooo bad.. I was rolling in my chair.. just about fell out. I've done the Madonna one back in my day.. ohhhh and I love the one about the Wet Floor sign on carpet..... Hmmmm time to make a trip to Walmart I'd say.
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