Silly Survey

Sometimes these are kinda fun. Enjoy

1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? - anytime :-)

2. On which side of the bed do you sleep? - usually the right

3. Pork, beef, or chicken? - chicken

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? - Back in my misspent youth....

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? - left

6. Candles or incense? - both

7. Do you dance when no one is watching? - sometimes

8. Did you play doctor when you were little? - sure

9. Stove top cooking or microwave? - stove top or oven for the most part

10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? – car but I keep them both pretty spic ‘n span

11. Shower or bath? - shower

12. Do you pee in the shower? – WTF????

13. Mexican or Chinese food? - love them both

14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? - aggressive

15. Do you own sex toys? – Nah…..just the one that nature gave me. LOL

16. Corn dogs or hot dogs? - both every once in a while

17. Your favorite restaurant? - tough choice...I like the original Mexican Inn in Fort Worth

18. What did you have for lunch today? - haven't had lunch yet

19. When did you last fall down? - not sure

20. Have you ever wished someone were dead? – of course not

21. Love or money? - love

22. Credit cards or cash? - cards are just more convenient...especially if you do online shopping...but I never spend more money than I have

23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t? - Never

24. Oreos or vanilla wafers? – oreos……got milk?

25. How do you like your steak cooked? - medium

26. How do you like your eggs cooked? - scrambled

27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? - nope

28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel? - hotel...but camping can be fun at times

29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? - never had a root canal but I've had surgery so I don't know which to choose

30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? - how much money? millions of dollars, yes...for a small amount like a hundred, no

31. Would you rather have lice or an STD? – neither if you please..although lice can be pretty easily cured.

32. What’s your favorite hard candy? - don't eat enough of it to have a fav

33. Ever been to a strip club? - yes

34. Ever been to a bar? - many times

35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? - no

36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? - no

37. Kissed someone of the same sex? – Only my infant nephew

38. Had sex in the car? - yes

39. Had sex at the beach? - yes

40. Had sex in a movie theater? - no

41. Had sex in a bathroom? – Hah…yeah there was this Laundromat restroom in Norfolk, Virginia…this was in the early 70’s and a chick named Mary who I was dating….oh that’s a story for another time.

42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store? – a few times. They really don’t do it for me.

43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? – Well lots of them are pretty but I’m happily married.

44. Have you been caught having sex? - Nah

45. Have you ever kissed a stranger? – Sure I was in the Navy….strange girls were always kissing me…or I was kissing them.

46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you? - No