1. Do you like cheese?
Ummmm... Yummy!
2. Have you ever done heroin?
Way too well-behaved for that
3. Do you own a bike?
Sure, several... but they're all in another state
4. What are you doing tonight?
Paying my dues to the stair-stepper god (another party coming up!) and
hiding from the drunks my roommate brings home.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Hell yes, I hate doctors.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They're okay, but I don't ever buy them.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
How about Christmas album? John Denver and the Muppets!
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Whatever the drunks didn't drink the night before. Orange juice or tomato
juice, if I've go it
9. Can you do push ups?
Can I? Sure. Do I? Nope!
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Yep, except for the rug that could use a go round in the washing machine.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Are nipple clamps jewelery?
Other than that, all I really have is my
Bolivianita.
12. Do you have friends?
Just a few who aren't in this scene, most of them came attached to my
roommate.
13. Do you miss someone?
Everyone misses at least one someone, don't they? I happen to miss a lot
14. Middle name?
Gwendolyn (And I was in grade school before I could spell it!)
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
a. This is all a cleverly disguised trick to use my full name against me
when someone goes into toppy mode.
b. I cooked too much food tonight and it's gonna rot in the fridge.
c. Why the hell is it so hard to find authentic, yet still cute looking school
girl outfits for the up-coming back to school party.
16. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
a. Navy blue vest (see school girl outfit above)
b. Groceries
c. A newspaper
17. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
a. Water (Bottled, Florida tap water is gross!)
b. Crystal Light, or other drink mixes (To disguise the nasty tap
c. Any type of juice
18. Current worry?
Really should start looking for a new job.
19. Current hate?
I have too many pet peeves to mention, but a big portion of them are
related to any car on the road other than myself. Can you say road rage?
20. Favorite place to be?
Near running water. Rivers, streams, waterfalls, mini golf courses, ect...
21. How did you ring in the New Year?
Went to the boardwalk-Esq tourist trap across the street from work,
wound up drunk and molested by one of my bosses, at the time.
22. Where would you like to go?
New Zealand!
23. Are you hungry?
Definitely not, made braised short ribs for dinner.
24. What/who made you laugh last?
I hope most people laugh too much to recall the last incident.
25. Do you own slippers?
Ummm, I have a few stilettos that Frederick's called "slippers", but none
of the fuzzy bunny type.
26. What shirt are you wearing?
A tank top with metal studs making a fleur de lis shape.
27. Do you burn or tan?
Burn - I go from red, to a prickly purple color, then it all peels off and I'm
Casper white again.
28. Favorite color?
Purple, unless it's of the sun-poisoning variety.
29. Would you be a pirate?
Has someone been reading into my lusty pirate wench fantasies again?
30. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Old show tunes from my show choir days.... I like Leiber and Stoler songs,
i.e. "Smokey Joe's Café."
31. What did you have for lunch?
My lunch is what most people would call dinner... braised short ribs.
32. Name someone who has changed your life.
I probably shouldn't have to think so hard about this one.
33. What's in your pocket right now?
Lint.
34. Best bed sheets as a child?
Only ones I can remember had the Smurfs on them.
35. Worst injury you've ever had
I broke a lot of ribs in a car accident once, and some other more minor
injuries.... but the ribs gave an excruciating reminder every time I tried to
breathe.
36. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Three that are connected, plus a mini one for storm emergencies.
37. Who is your loudest friend?
It's a toss up between the London Tanner himself, and my vanilla friend
Kayte.
38. Who is your most silent friend?
I don't know anyone more quiet than myself.
39. Do you wish on shooting stars?
I've never seen a shooting star.
40. What is your favorite movie?
Depends on my mood: The Quiet Man, A Knight's Tale, Disney's Atlantis,
The Shawshank Redemption, The Recruit, The whole Hannibal Lector
series...
41. What is your favorite candy?
Peanutbutter M&M's, Welch's fruit snacks, and toffee.
42. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
How about I worry about finding a man who'll have me first?
43. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Ding, ding, ding... And the winner for the most morbid question is...
44. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Trying not to fall off of my new exercise ball, and NOT succeeding.
45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
"I need a shower..."