[PandaBear]

Was probably when I was around 10 or 11. I remember in elementary school I was always trying to listen when I knew some kid was going to get the paddle, and I figured the other kids were doing the same thing the few times I found my butt on the receiving end of the paddle! Anyway when I couldn't find someone to spank me, I would often resort to spanking myself, with not a lot of success. My parents spanked me occasionally, most of the time mom was the one who did it, because dad wasn't home, but most of the time it didn't leave me with the warm red bottom I wanted, since she didn't spank hard.