[BlackVelvet007]

(inspired by Amber and sung to "Hark the Herald...")

OUCH! That Spencer Paddle Stings
I sure did.....some naughty things
Being a brat.....got some folks riled
Punishment....for being too wild
Made a fool of Gary D
Ticked off Batman and BV
Though.....my mischief made me smile
Won't be sitting for a while
OUUUUCCH That Spencer Paddle Stings
I sure did....some naughty things.

My poor butt....can't take much more
Gee, it's getting awfully sore
I pulled pranks...on certain folk
Guess some tops....can't take a joke.
Shot a squirt gun at RG
Dumped cold water on Paully
Sent....a dirty greeting card
Now I'm getting paddled hard
OUUUUCH That Spencer Paddle Stings
I sure did....some naughty things.