Originally Posted by RG_
And finally, Miss thorne, herself, ever being herself. I believe that the conventional wisdom goes that with the half-century mark comes the gift of discernment and judgement, a commodity that you have apparently not gathered in abundance yet based on your bold and brazen remarks on this auspicous day for me. Of course, with 17 more years to go, it would be unreasonable to expect it of you yet, since such things come from the strength of years, after all. You must earn it through the harder lessons of life, and it seems that another of those lessons is quite needful at the moment. Being responsible for you and having it as my signal duty to bring you along to the eventual attainment of solemn wisdom, we shall be having another series of edifying sessions in which much enlightenment will be imparted to your sweet but not always so circumspect self. Perhaps those lessons will not be entirely academic and scholarly affairs, since it has been my experience that sometimes greater attainment of a mature and balanced judgement is gained through more practical and direct avenues than that of cognitive reasonsing. Since I am accumulating my own abundance of birthday wishes, each worthy of a half-century worth of birthday swats, and since, as I have previously declared in this post, that as a Top/Dom it is unreasonable for me to accept them myself, you seem to be a most worthy vessel to collect such valued treasures of learning. Indeed, after the tally is finished at 51 per wish, I suspect that your cup will runneth over with a greater and more erudite lesson than you had expected to so receive at the present time. In addition to a greater insight into the abilities to hear at this stage in life, I strongly suspect that you will also gain additional acumen on the physical strengths of the body that persist beyond the years that you obviously suspect that they do. Range-of-motion might possibly be an equal revelation, especially as it applies to the persistent, diligent, forceful, and indefatigable application of the prison strap. Finally, perhaps the most astonishingly clarion lesson of all may be that in speaking before one thinks, known in the common vernacular as putting your mouth in gear before your brain.
We won't even get into issues of memory, will we, and who forgot what today? Or who it is that hits the floor ready to run in the morning, or the person who oozes out of bed, one eye open, desparately looking for a cup of coffee and complaining of getting old?! .
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