tsk tsk Jeff Gordon fans.
I hate to put this under "hobbies" but until I get this working where I can post my own threads, this is the spot for this announcement.
Tonight (1/17) on ABC there's a sitcom called The Knights of Prosperity. In tonight's episode, the Knights wreck their cab alongside the highway. A car pulls up to give assistance. The guy driving that car is me.

I'm only onscreen for a few seconds if I'm lucky, but "smallest acorns, biggest trees".