[Farmgirl]

I realize that this thread is just an advertisement, but I can't resist mentioning a klunky old hairbrush we had when I was a kid. It was my great-grandmother's, more of an heirloom than anything, and was embossed on the back. It was never used on me but during a time when I was experimenting with spanking myself, I found that it would leave a perfect pattern in red on my bottom cheeks! At the time I thought that was just totally neato.