1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
anytime after a shower.

2. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Right

3. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef, rare to extra rare

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
yes.

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
don't know

6. Candles or incense?
candles

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
yes. and sing too.

8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
yes.

9. Stove top cooking or microwave?
stove top, oven and grill.

10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
house

11. Shower or bath?
Shower

12. Do you pee in the shower?
not since i was a small child

13. Mexican or Chinese food?
both but Mexican might have an edge

14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive

15. Do you own sex toys?
yes.

16. Corn dogs or hot dogs?
ICK!

17. Your favorite restaurant?
Mercado Juarez or Bone Daddy's

18. What did you have for lunch today?
Breakfast

19. When did you last fall down?
I don't know. I'm such a clutz.

20. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
Yes.

21. Love or money?
Love.

22. Credit cards or cash?
credit card.

23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?
n/a

24. Oreos or vanilla wafers?
Oreos.


25. How do you like your steak cooked?
rare rare rare. Wipe it's nasty ass, slap off it's horns and throw it on a plate.

26. How do you like your eggs cooked?
Over easy or scrambled softly.

27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
yes.

28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
hotel

29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
minor surgery.

30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
$$$$

31. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
Lice.

32. What’s your favorite hard candy?
Werthers

33. Ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

34. Ever been to a bar?
DDuh.

35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yes.

36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Yes.

37. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

38. Had sex in the car?
Yes

39. Had sex at the beach?
Yes. And sand is a futher mucker.

40. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes.

41. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
Yes.

43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
what friends list? No.

44. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes.

45. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Yes.

46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you?
Yes.