Find out what you need the google way....
 

ok ok..this is totally ridiculous and probably a waste of precious brain cells, but hey if i can't bring you that kind of fun what am i good for anyways right?

Here's how it works and why this is totally off topic...go to google and simply enter in the search box - "your name" needs . Now for those of you who easily get confused and you know who you are...make sure to actually put your name where it says your name....if you just type your name needs it isn't as fun. Then take the very first entry given...no cheating and finding one you like ok. That is what you really need in life hehe.

Ex: I typed Sherie needs.....my result....

Sherie needs...Dr. Phil.

http://www.justforfunboard.com/gfx/smileys/goodluck.gif and have some fun....

ROFL! Well, for those who really know me, they will know just how apropos this is. I got:

"Erica needs all the help and all the heroes she can get."

I kid you not, mine came up "David needs a wash because he's dirty." (it was connected to a news article about Michaelangelo's statue, thank you very much.) :D

I'm boring, I think. Google just sees me a car...

"Aurora needs work" "Aurora needs a new transmission"

hmmmm want me to get you soap on a rope for christmas BV? :D

ok mine's really wierd.. it says:

emily needs.. to give Tim food in Social Studies class today.... and emily needs to get her tortillas..

"Mike Needs A Date!!"
Mike is in need of a date.

"If you are an attractive, intelligent, FEMALE, more or less Mike's age (23) there are many good reasons why you should consider Mike for your next romantic interlude:"

Apparently out of all the things in life I could be in need of, and all the people in the world, my name has to come up as someone so lonely their personal add is the #1 hit for google!!! OK, this Mike is not me, but you can go in and find the top 10 reasons to date mike. And if it helps, this guy also happens to have an alt.com profile listed in those top 10 reasons :). I'm also not more or less 23..... I'm more (like 30) but I'm not opposed to younger women... or older women for that matter :p

Oh this is GOOOD!!!!

My Given name is Tony and swear the very first one says...

tony needs his booboo's kissed .....
You little devil,everyone,she needs a spanking!!!! giving us a scare like that!!!We have to arrange a tony spanking for you girl...ohhhh,glad your back. ...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
And as my alter ego Puck:
Women's puck needs coverage - Opinion
A story about Boston Univ womens hockey team.
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Neat idea - thanks Sherie!

I won't share my given name here but this is what mine said - and I kid you not...

Mine came up with a blog post saying "Ok so I went to google and typed in ***** needs and it came up with ***** needs a family who can provide her with a great deal of structure"

There was another one - "***** needs your help :-)"

Now I typed in Kate, my alias, and here is what I got:

"Do a Google search for "Kate needs" (insert your name instead) and give the top results. Like Molly, I chose some of my favorites instead of the top ones. ..." (again lol)

and "Kate needs a shave" how lovely...I did just shave my legs too!

Kate

Okay. I tried this and the first option was one of the questions I answered on Yahoo answers about what someone needed for his computer. I guess I don't need anything right now. Hmm...

Super fun
 

Good Job Sherie,

Ok Given name with held:
***** needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage. (Gary any comments?)
***** needs to prepare and think about a hundred different things.

Kaylex needs a moment of your time.

Okay...I am crying here.

Mine came up with three different things:

Terry needs money.
Terry needs a religious advisor.
Terry needs Hot Stuff.

My interpretation???

Terry needs to kiss Puck's booboo's, LOL!

:cool: i just knew ours woulda said needs a drink :cool:

It's implied under "religious advisor", Emily!

LOL! Gawd, I love that girl!

To my good friend Terry whom couldnt drink with me in chat tonight. This ones for you girlfriend!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...b1ufvgpwl2.gif

huh...mine just said spank everyone you can.

Well Kaylex, since I'm about to have birthday #50 and since I've never been married and am very much heterosexual, you can probably figure out my thoughts on "committed marriage." Ha ha.

I can't even share mine. It's just....disturbing. Ack

mine said: 1) Jack needs to learn how to prepublish content (I have no idea what that means.
2) Jack needs a girlfriend (anybody? hmmmm?)
3) Jack needs to fix himself (I didn't even know i was broken.

i was curious to see if the same results came back if i did it again. there were some different ones this time. kinda wierd..

1. Emily needs to be told "No, there are certain things that just are NOT allowed", just like in the real world.

2. emily need to def get some party favors and to go shopping for clothes

3. Emily needs to be told No & to be whipped into shape by Nanny 911 ...


im not so sure i like 2 of those :rolleyes:

okay, i am totally brand new in here and this is the second thread i have even read, but my questions were answered when my google result came up....

Jennifer needs a smack daddy

then the description said,

"jennifer needs a smack daddy. Oh hell yes "

perhaps i have found where i belong lol....

Welcome, jennifer. Hope you find you smack daddy here! :-)

I'm betting you do belong in here! Ha ha. Welcome in.

Okay, mine says "Larry's needs are very special" (special as in elevator doesn't make it to the top floor special). May be a kernel of truth there, lol.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh this was just the good laugh i needed today after a day from hell!! :D

Welcome aboard Jennifer. Hope to see you in chat. Check out the whole site. You'll like it here. :)

Being atheist, this is probably appropriate.

Jesus Visits His Disciples, but Thomas Needs Proof.

http://ganjataz.com/01smileys/images...s/saddunce.gifugh...i just went to try the game again to see if i got some different responses like a few on this board, but to my horror i have ruined the game for myself. Now when i type in "sherie needs" the very first response on the google list is my very own post about it on this board.....how the heck??????

at least we know we are popping up on google at the top though i guess

Mine was pretty much on target
 

"You need to grow up. "
That's what the very first one said, a post from someone to someone with my name on a cell phone forum

I can picture very clearly hearing that from a top in a play session; so I'll ask about that at the next party I attend.

"Dan needs a new car"
#2 "Dan needs medical help"

lol.

Not even funny!
 

The first entry when typing in Google...Kimmie needs...said this in the text...

"kimmie needs to get her ass beaten badly."


Wow. Just amazing. Do it, I promise that's true!!

Wow that's awesome! I don't get anything nearly that good when I type my name in.

Well i know what it means to 'fix' a dog, we can do that.


dragonbratling to help

carla needs
 

ewwwwwwwwwww my first one said carla needs to pee.

but i did go thru anyway and found some funny ones, and there were lots of pages of carla needs and it wasnt until page 7 of it that it came up with me needing a spanking.!! here are the others:

Carla needs to know how precious and lovable she is

Carla needs a pet

Carla needs to explain.

carla needs to get a fucking grip!

Carla needs a spanky!!!!!

chelle needs a nap

And ***** needs every measuring cup and teaspoon she can find.

Too funny. I *don't* need a nap, but I love to bake

I'm guessing Gary. After all, he is the nap king.

I typed in a few female names and was surprised to see how many of you need to use the ladies room. :p

I double checked my own and sure enough, I'm still dirty. ;)