It's an outrage, I tell you
 

On another forum, I read something about an electric paddle. Say what??

Now really, I ask you... has the day come that our tops are so damned lazy, they can't even move their arms up and down anymore? They need an implement that's powered to do the motions for them? Oh, the humanity.

I'll tell you what -- any man ever comes near me with one of those contraptions, I will smile sweetly at him and say, "OK, honey -- but why don't you take a nice relaxing bath before we play? And take that thing in the tub with you. Make sure it's plugged in first." :D

Yes, I'm in a bratty mood today. -- Erica

Erica Dear, you've left some grey area here...you're against the electric paddle?

not as bad as...
 

Well Erica our mutual British friend has a spanking machine... that's being even lazier then an electric paddle!

Sheesh the laziness I tell you!

As a switch my bottom side says "Hey I'd like to give that a try just to see what it feels like." and my Top side says "Hey I'd like to give that a try just to see what it feels like." Both sides it would be just for fun though. For neither side would it ever take the place of the unstoppable arm versus the imovable butt.

No wayyyyy! Oh, I am SO disappointed in him. Considering he's one of the best spankers I know, what does he need a freakin' machine for??

What is this scene coming to... -- Erica

I need to remind my buddies Erica and Kaylex about the classic "Leave It To Beaver" episode (OK, I'm freakin' OLD) where Mrs. Rayburn the principal allegedly had a "paddling machine." I can't remember if it was electric or not. But I do know it had all the kids in Mayfield scared straight!

Maybe this is the same thing? Hmmmm...

Hey, watch that -- I'm the same age as you, Gramps. :p -- Erica

Yeowwwwww
 

I remember being a kid and hearing about the teacher or principal who had an electric paddle.......pure urban myth but where you are a kid......well you believe.......C'mon tops.....we can do better than this.

Rest assured, Erica - anytime you want an authentic human powered spanking, all you have to do is ask me and you shall receive. :)

What big eyes you have!
 

Jack,

Did you change your hair? LOL!

Terry

p.s. Give 'em hell, Erica!