Implement under the bed....
 

Moving is probably one of the biggest things to bring out the grumpy side of me. Yes I do have a grumpy side on occasion. Don't everyone go into shock at this statement. :rolleyes: Well I am happy with the move in general, just not the process. You know what I'm talking about, you see boxes in your sleep after awhile. That is if you have accumulate as much stuff as I have in the past few years. Then there is the wanting to reach through the phone and smack the electric company, the phone company ect. Anyway, I promise I do have something to say about the implement under the bed.
I honestly thought I had hidden all the implements and packed them away. That's what I get for thinking.:rolleyes:
Fortunately I was out of the room when it happened. I know here in the spanking world amongst the web, my spanking desires are no big secret. Among the vanilla world, well lets just say it would shock the hell out of the ones that know me. The movers were in my bedroom taking the bed apart and when they moved the mattress away...lo and behold there lies one of Tom's paddles. :eek: What's even funnier about that is the fact that the only reason it was under the bed was I had stashed it there quickly when a friend had come over unexpected just days after the All State party. I think his next project should be an implement stash box of some sort. Weary and frustrated , I see Tom come out the front door and he tells me that when he went upstairs the paddle was laying on top of the rubber maid container that was under my bed. :eek: I giggled and and wondered what they were thinking. The movers didn't say a word of course, and they were still just as friendly and cordial as ever...

LOL Movers, doctors, garbagemen....some jobs, you've just seen it all after a while. ;)

Just glad the move was successful and glad to see you back online. :D

Cops, firement, EMS, plumbers....yep, they've seen it all!

well you know they arent a subscriber to amateur spankings or they would have wanted to you autograph it.

That was a neat little tale Amber (still chuckling). And you bottoms say we Tops are the forgetful ones ;) I'm sure this has happened to all of us at some time before. Oh well, it does provide great support for the argument of having hairbrushes for toys.........they can be left out without arousing suspicions ;)

Gary D.

Implements Under the Bed
 

Howdy All,

Anyone ever read "Plays Well With Others" by Allan Gurganus ? He tells a story about a gay friend who was in the hospital....the friend's parents were coming to visit and were going to stay in his apartment....he sends his bud to collect all of his hmmmm...."toys" (dildos) and get them out of the apartment before his partents get there.

The guy puts them in a shopping bag...its raining...the bag breaks on the subway and hundreds of dildos go rolling down the aisle....

rangerboy.

Glad the move went well except for one little glich. Know what its like to want to smack the utility company! They can be a real pain when your trying to get set up in a new place. Glad to see you more or less settled in and back online.

moving is definitely a drag. i hope the rest of the move goes well for you amber so you can kick back an relax soon.

had to have a medical proceedure after a weekend of spanking fun at a private party with some friends. i havta admit i was a bit on the embarassed side but i think this particular Dr was into some kinky stuff to. he didnt say anything but it was very noticable so i know he had to of seen. i couldnt look him or the nurse in the face after the proceedure was over i was so embarassed.. but like said before im sure ppl in every profession have seen it all especially Dr's.. there seems to be alot of kinky ppl in the medical field anyways so they probably come to expect it lol..

emily

When RG and I moved into the house we live in now, apparently the Canadian Prison Strap never made it into the LOCKED toy box. We didn't realize this cuz neither one of us came across it during the move.

RG's son was helping us move. As we were carrying boxes, furnitire, etc into the house, I went back to the bedroom and saw the prison strap lying on top of a box. Alarmed, I grabbed RG and whispered, "Did you bring that in??" He said, "No." and there was only one other person.....

It didn't help that his son was wheeling a dresser on the dolley and the top drawer opened up and there was a CB (Cracker Barrel Paddle), and a few leather slappers. He shut the drawere like he'd never even seen them.

To be honest, I don't think it's much of a secret to his kids, much as I think he likes to believe it is. :rolleyes:

sarah

OMG what a way to lighten my day and return to the forums. I think I would have turned a thousand shades of red Amber...and on my face this time. I am always worried i'm gonna have something seen and be asked about it (I carry the last 6 inch tip of a cane that belonged to Miss Sarah that snapped on me in my purse because i don't know of a safer place to keep it).

Sherie ~back home in Tn~

Why, of COURSE they don't know anything about it!

OK, actually, we've had a couple of more possible breaches of security, too. One Saturday we left for something--I don't now recall for what -- and not only left the bed unmade but left some toys out. The door to the bedroom was about 3/4 shut. Later we found that one of my daughters had stopped by the house. She had left a note on the table. The door didn't appear to be moved, but that, of course, means nothing.

Sigh.

If the movers were anything like we were they had a great little time with it while they were away from you..... I'm sure some stories were told on the way home and back at work about that one. We had a guy that had a couple sorority paddles in hi house we really didn't think much about and then we found a couple more and a tawse and a stap and a cat o 9...... we didn't say anything to him, but everybody had a good laugh..... at least till I told them I had all that stuff too :) it was all about curiosity after that

I went away to a friends for the weekend, and came home on a Sunday afternoon. I keep my toys in a basket which has a little stick to go through two holes to keep it closed. My mom did her infamous "Clean Sweep" and cleaned every room in the house, including mine, which means she goes through everyone's stuff.

I opened my toy basket, which was moved and the stick was on the floor, and there on top was a dildo...um...right. I was more than embarassed. I didn't down one and had never seen this one before...I closed the basket and acted normal. A few days later...it was gone! However! My mom said "What about the basket under your bed? Where did that come from?" and I said "You really don't want to know" and she wouldn't stop asking the whole right home.

Once my brother and his fiance were ahem, in his room, and I was the only one home. I happily informed him that his bed squeaks and makes a lot of noise over the living room and could he please refrain from extracurriculars when people are home. He just as happily informed me that spanking myself made a lot of noise and that (we'll call him Bob), Bob spanking me last week made a lot of noise too.

Needless to say I've had my fair share of run ins as well, living with my whole family.

Glad the move is going well, I hate moving as well, very tedious and annoying!

Kate