Roxy's Speeding Ticket
 

What is it with brats and speeding tickets?

In this week's update on www.amateurspankings.com, Roxy gets the belt across her butt for getting caught speeding. This is a real-life scenario, BTW. Here's the link if you want to watch:

http://www.amateurspankings.com/roxy...nking-clip.htm

What is it with "Tops" always picking on brats who speed!?! Isn't the ticket enough? lol...Beep, Beep

adrianna
 

We dont 'pick on' brats....speeding is a spankable offense...especially if speeding was in a school zone :)

I'm with Arianna...If you get a ticket, why should you get a spanking too??? Now if I'm speeding and don't get a ticket, but get caught some other way...i.e. a Top happens to see me speeding, but I don't get pulled over, that's one thing, but I'm thinking the ticket is punishment enough. Then again, it always goes back to the fact that all you Toppy people don't seem to need an actual REASON to spank a brat other than the mere brat factor itself.

(putting on State Trooper hat) This hyeah is State Trooper Buford T. Sorebutt. I's hyeah to tell y'all that speeding & reckless driving is most DEFINITELY a spankable offense (adjusting my mirror sunglasses) especially in MAH jurisdiction. :D

ROFLMAO!!!! BV!!! Whether I agree with you or not, I have to give it to you that your post is pretty darn hilarious!

Oh, Ummm...Mister State Trooper, Sir...(putting on my halo)...why we (Tink and I) weren't speeding at all! See, we were just driving with the flow of traffic. It's not our fault the car in front of us just happens to be two miles ahead...we were just trying to catch up to her...yeah, that's it...catching up...definitely not speeding though (nudging Tink and whispering, "hurry, smile your best smile and look innocent!") I'm sure you understand Officer.

sheesh, what fun is driving if ya can't go fast?

besides, its only illegal if you get caught ... that includes by the cops OR by the Tops.

Right! That's exactly what I meant to say. Arianna and I would never do such a thing as speeding. We're the most responsible, well-behaved little brats...um...I mean...little sweethearts...you can imagine.

(stepping out of mah squad car) (pulling up on mah OWN britches) (walking toard y'all painfully slow) Now y'all don't think fer one sekint that Ahm buying ANY of this, now dew yew?

"Dew" we??? You brought me some of my Mountain Dew??? Awww thanks! That's mahty kind of ya Sir!

Hits my brakes fast so that i'm almost going the speed limit as i pass the Top Cop, lol ... waves sweetly at ya'all as i round the corner and hit the gas again.

DEW AH LOOK LAHK AH BELONG IN HAZZARD COUNTY TO Y'ALL????? THIS HYEAH is BL COUNTY and the LAW is hot on your tails in more ways than one :D

Well, you can call me Daisy. And when was the last time Daisy Duke wasn't able to get herself out of trouble with the law? Yeah...that's what I thought. "Ohhh them Dukes, them Dukes!"

well, in order to get out of trouble, you need long gorgeous hair, a fab body, and little-tiny-almost-there short shorts (called Daisy Dukes, lol)

no man can resist :)

As I drove home from work last night (after a very hard and busy day), I noticed that someone had been pulled over, I assumed for speeding. The first thought that came to mind was the officer. I pictured this man with the same character voice BV used, the mirrored sunglasses, adjusting his britches while walking to the car and found myself laughing out loud on an off for the remainder of my drive home. I just hope if I ever get pulled over again, that I don't refer to the officer as Trooper Sorebutt....or more importantly, laugh at him while placing him in character mode in my mind! Thanks for the laugh BV...I needed it!

First things first...Earmuffs Tops!!!

Earmuffs tightly in place? Alrighty then, it's safe...

I thought that was going to be ME by the side of the road yesterday! I was driving home...not realizing how fast I was going...and all of a sudden saw a motorcycle cop sitting there WAITING for people to come speeding by. :eek: Dang speed traps! I was sure he was going to pull me over cuz he had that radar gun pointed right at me! But he either decided he had bigger fish to fry, or...maybe I turned into my apartment complex without him seeing me before he got turned around and on my tail. Either way...PHHEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! I escaped THAT one by the skin of my teeth!

Ohhh, tink .. you crazy little person .. you never never NEVER admit it, sheesh.

But since the earmuffs are all firmly on, my last speeding ticket was for going 99 in a 45 .. and i ALMOST didn't get caught, he was just pulling out of a side road. But, i guess on the upside, it was Officer Disney, lol.

It's ok to admit it to my fellow brats, Raavyn! And I made sure the earmuffs were all "firmly in place" (lol...where have I heard that phrase before?) so no worries! And in all my close calls, I've never gotten a speeding ticket! (or a traffic citation of any kind) So as they say...Hakuna Matata!!!

Next time try blindfolds instead of earmuffs. :D

NOW get on over to the bench of Judge Oakwood hyeah in traffic court ;)

ummm, ya, we'll get right on that.

*slides across the hood of the car Bo Duke style, unlocks the car so tink can get in too and FLOORS IT* (he's in traffic court waiting on us, so we should be safe, right?:) )

Slides in through the window (Dontcha know you don't unlock the doors of the General Lee???) and shouts "GOOOOO RAAVYN!!!! He won't wait in court much longer!!!!"