Alternative Heat Source aka Damn It's Cold!!
 

Okay. It's getting waaaaaaay too cold around here. We need some volunteers to allow us to use their bottoms as a heating source. All interested should let us know so we can line all of you up and start the warming process immediately. It'll be a great way to keep the utility bills down. :D

Sure and that's the truth, Caped Crusader (in my best Chief O'Hara voice).

No one wants us spankers to struggle with the cold, cold winter. It's even 32 degrees in Texas right now, for God's sake.

And, there are those worried about global warming. Freezing mark in TX? Yikes!!:confused:

I think Sherie just became our first volunteer. :D

I don't know,Sherie....Maybe it's because you are
telling old jokes...again....don't you ever learn???

32 !!!! Try being up north here where it is just breaking 0 degrees the past couple of days!!! I am looking forward to a couple of days on business in DFW area this week!!

not much warmer down here in Fl. either right now...ranges 28-34 last few nites....but expected to warm up to the 70s tomorrow afternoon.....you all are welcome to come and warm your bottoms (and hands) down here with us anytime.....

Hell! That's warmer than our "high temperature" for most days this week! The other day, the high did not even reach 20 degrees and our nights have been single digits!:rolleyes:

Brrrrrr.........

It's warmed up tho --- we've actually reached the freezing point!

Definitely need an alternative heat source. A nice glow of a brat's behind, eh Batman? :D

sarah

That was my main idea, Sarah. Are you volunteering for one of the positions? :D