John needs an operation after hooker bites penis for non-payment.

Some funny ones I found
 

Mary Needs: :)
The lamb in school (ummm not)
Insurance coverage since she is also active in the daily operation of the company (oh really I never knew)
An emerald ring (darn right it is my birthstone after all)
To let go of the old and prepare for the new And patience is exactly what Mary needs (can't argue there)
To climb a 3000m mountain (nah think I'll pass on that one)