Hmmm, Gary. Would length and intensity of a spanking be directly proportional to time elapsed between the earning of one and the consequent application?

It's kind of like a complex math equation. There's a formula involved with X equaling number of miles away from punishment site and so on...

1 hour, 3 hours...whatever !!!! I didn't start it ! But if I have to be spanked just because I'm closer, then the other "afore mentioned" should have to stand in the corner for 3 hours to make up for being too far away.

Three hours of corner time??? Sheesh. That's punishing the spanker in my book.

In this instance, thats a bad thing because...?

Ok, let me get caught up here. The first thing I notice is some blatantly obvious similarities between the lists of implements and their effects as listed by Miss Amber and Miss Katie. It is obvious to me, as I'm sure it is to everyone else, that someone peeked on their neighbors paper. Now using a very complex mathematical equation that I won't bore any of you with, I have concluded that Miss Katie must have barrowed some items from Ambers paper. Last time I checked that was most definitely a paddling offence.

Now to address this bickering back and forth between the two of you (Katie & Amber). I think RG's suggestion about a trip to the wood shed is a splendid idea. I am also quite certain that Gary is correct about fighting being a paddling offence. Since I am the paddle EXPERT here and it appears as if Katie, Amber, and myself have committed to being at the Dallas All State Spanking Party in March, I will be happy address the issue then. Gary sharpen that pencil and get that equation figured out.

Oh, and Gary. Absolutely have your camera there and ready. We all anticipate the conclusion of this one. :D

Okay, first of all Amber committed, not me. I am hoping to be there but not sure if I can be... and of course I copied Amber's paper and made my own modifications... I have enough work, LOL. :D

I have the eq figured out. The duration X length of spanking is divided by velocity = distance and in this case, that is 1, and I believe that is the distance Amber is from you... now snap to it! :cool:

Yes, I'm sure that "staying out of trouble" for you Katie, is a FULL time job. ;)

Ladies and gentlemen, we have confession. Katie, dear, I will give you the honor of choosing which of my paddles will be used to address this issue. I know that will be a very difficult task for you since everyone knows how much you absolutely adore wooden paddles ;). The torture of having to wait till March to make that decision, will be simply unbearable, I'm sure. Speaking of March, I'm sure you can find time in your busy schedule to make the trip to Texas so that you can take your medicine like a big girl. Now SNAP TO IT young lady. :D