Hmmm Tops discussing methods...that can't be good. Here is to bringing lots and lots of peanut butter to the next meeting so we can keep all these Tops quiet and unable to speak.....

I'm sure every guy here wants to toast Amber's beautiful bottom. In more ways than one. ;) But yes, I'll raise a glass in celebration as well.

(consulting my "1001 Hairbrush Jokes" book for more ways of explaining that the brushes will NOT be set on fire anytime soon, but there WILL be some burning next time certain folks are within arm's reach) :D

we knew we could count on you amber :D

I suppose I'm OK with that..... after all if we couldn't have conversation to keep us occupied we'd have nothing to do at the gathering but test out some of those nice fire resistant hairbrushes on some naughty butts...

ohhhh you just had to go and mention testing out the hairbrushes fire resistance didn't you Mike.....

Well just because we have a formula for coating doesn't mean we know the way they work. OK, so we test them by setting them on fire, but we still have to test them by using them to set a fire ;)

How does te coating effect our grip? Does it change our swing? what does it do to the ballance? Does it sting a little more or less? Should we change the number of swats or go less rapidly? These are all important questions we must have answered, and extensive OTK on some much deserving rears is in order. After all we wouldn't want you bottoms to complain we have weak arms just because the coating pads your bum a little.

OK girls you want to burn down these stores and yet....you go to spanking parties????

Go back to your corner Uncle Phil!!