Thanks
 

Thanks for all of the birthday greetings. This was the year when I started going backwards in my count, kind of like the "alternate world" from "Superman."

And BTW Emily, Gene Simmons is my hero!

Also, did I read correctly? My eyes are going bad in my old age. Did Amber say she'd take my birthday swats for me?

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You look like a monkey
...well, not really. I can't back that up.

Happy Birthday my friend.

Hey G.....Hope you had a great Birthday. I double checked and it was, at the very least, implied that Amber would take your Birthday spanking. Sounds like a splendid idea to me, and I know the perfect Cartman http://www.smilies-world.de/smilies/...Smilies/35.gif** paddle that would get the job done.......and if your arm gives out before you can finish, I even know a couple guys that would gladly finish the job....well I know I would for sure. Paully, you up to pinch hitting if needed? I am sure that video would have a ton of views........and at $8 a minute* you will be retired and living the high life at Lake Mead in no time.


*Per minute prices at AS are NO WHERE near $8......sorry for any confusion, I had to throw in a little inside joke.

**So that I keep my man card, the Cartman smiley is courtisy of Amber.

Happy Birthday, my OLD Friend!!!

Paul (Tubaman)

You know WP I am usually dead set against striking a woman in any fashion whatsoever ,but for Gary's special day I will make this one time exception.

Using Gary's b-day as a reason to strike me....http://www.comicguide.net/images/smilies/wow2.gifnow I've seen it all.

Paully, I'm glad to hear that you are willing to go so far as to compromise your stance on striking the fairer sex for the sake of Gary's Birthday......However I do think "strike" is an awfully harsh term for what will be taking place.......I think that "applying heat to her seat" sounds much more accurate and politically correct. Besides I don't know that either of us spank hard enough for it to qualify as "striking" anyway.......yeah right :D.

Happy Birthday Gary from Gary
 

Thanks for providing the forum so me and my wife could become top and bottom in our relationship. :D